You know it's hot and humid when......

You know it's hot and humid when......

...you put on a wrinkled shirt in the morning and after walking outside for five minutes, your shirt is wrinkle-free.
...you sweat so much you give up on the sunscreen altogether.
...no matter how much deodorant you put on ..... it's never enough!
...your wardrobe now consists of shorts and sleeveless tops i.e. anything that keeps you cool and doesn't show how much you're really sweating.
...you have a countdown mantra for each step going up to your apartment on the fourth floor.
...your refrigerator is empty because you just can't justify walking to the store.
...you dream about the harsh and frigid winter you were cursing just a few months ago.
...you have to promise yourself ice cream as a reward for doing anything outside without aircon.
...you spend too much money on iced coffee just to be able to sit in the aircon.
...you sleep with the aircon remote next to your head.
...all your sentences end up having the word "aircon" in them.